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PANEL 1
WINE GLASS
I know what you are thinking. A nice glass like me, living it up being filled with Champagne and up touching some hot sophisticated babes all night long.
WINE GLASS
Well, this is uring and I'm currently at a urine tasting.
WINE GLASS 2
That's not uring! That's sparkling wine!
WINE GLASS
Same bloody thing!