PANEL 1
PULSE BOT 8675
So Bernard, how many more do we have to round up for Larry?
BERNARD
Only two lest. We Need to find Pot and Kettle.
PANEL 2
PULSE BOT 8675
They they are sir! Right there!
POT
The Hell?
KETTLE
Since when did the KKK use robots?
PANEL 3
PULSE BOT 8675
You two need to come with us! Larry requests your presence!
POT
For what exactly?
BERNARD
We can not tell you that, but if you don't come with us we will be forced to drop you both off at the Neo-Nazi Hemp Fest, which I don't think will end well for either of you.
KETTLE
Uhh...yeah...we'll go peacefully thank you very much.

PANEL 1
POT
Wha'ts the use kettle, Cal doesn't love me! How could he?
KETTLE
First off, you are Pot, from what I hear Calvereena loves his alcohol and usually those that love one, love the other.
PANEL 2
KETTLE
It's like a woman, no one loves just the breasts. They love the vagina as well, and vice verse.
POT
Did you just compare me to tits?
PANEL 3
KETTLE
Tits? Nah I didn't compare you to tits, I compared you to the vagina.
POT
Oh...thanks...I guess?
KETTLE
You know, damp,wet, smelly, and no matter how much trouble if gets you in you keep going back!
POT
You are a jerk Kettle!

PANEL 1
Pot and Kettle in a showstorm
POT
Man, this snow storm is terrible!
KETTLE
I know man, I can't see a thing!
POT
No, I meant the artist did a horrible job.
POT
This hardly looks like a snow storm. Looks more like a tissue after alone time.

PANEL 1
KETTLE
Pot, what's wrong?
POT
Oh nothing...
PANEL 2
KETTLE
Come on man, talk to me! I'm your friend!
POT
Cal..he..he was special! He touched me in ways I didn't know possible. Usually guys just want one thing from me and it's a quick smoke or a brownie batter.
POT
With cal..it was...true..true..
POT
LOVE!!
PANEL 3
KETTLE
Whoa whoa whoa Pot, you're starting to sound like a little bitch there!
POT
Well, I am! So there!
KETTLE
But if he means that much to you, let's go find him!
POT
Oh happy day!