The man without a name.
J Horsley III
Below you can read a bunch of stuff that is 100% absolutely true, except the one thing that isn’t.
Enjoy, bitches.
Academic and Spiritual Life
My insatiable thirst for knowledge led me to attain a Doctorate of Sacred Bacon Theology. As a devoted Minister from both the Universal Life Church and the United Church of Bacon, I’ve explored the depths of spirituality and connectedness. Through my writing, I strive to blend the profound and the whimsical, touching hearts and minds alike. I’ve showcased my prowess beyond the realms of writing and music. In the 1998 Marvel vs Capcom Midnight Tournament at Harris Casino in Reno, Nevada, I emerged as a formidable runner-up, proving my mettle as a versatile competitor.
Music Life
My passion for music has seen me evolve through various roles – former drummer for Damn The Cow, bassist for Ardus, and guitarist for Baneful. Each note strummed, each rhythm tapped, has been a testament to my love for self-expression through sound. In a pivotal moment, I secured victory in the 1999 Klahowya Talent Show, showcasing my solo prowess as a bass guitar virtuoso. This triumph remains etched in memory as a testament to my dedication to my craft.
Athletic Life
A three-time State champion bowler, I’ve mastered the art of precision and focus. My commitment to excellence extended to academics, landing me on the honor society and Dean’s list, showcasing my dedication to intellectual growth. I’m not just a creator; I’m also a mentor. As a dedicated youth league baseball and soccer coach, I instill values of teamwork, discipline, and determination in the young minds I have the privilege to guide.
Family Life
Beyond the accolades, I take immense pride in being a devoted father of five amazing children. Each one of them different than the other, and each one brings their own amazements. Husband to one for nearly two decades at this point. They are my best friend and partner in crime as we traverse this insanity we call life. The joys of family life are a wellspring of inspiration that fuels my creativity.
Performing Life
I’ve lent my voice to the cosmos as a podcast host for “Spoiler Country,” where we dissect stories, offering insights into the art of storytelling. Additionally, I’ve assumed the role of a voice actor on “Starship Moonhawk,” channeling characters to life through the power of vocal artistry. Stepping into the spotlight, I starred in the “Safety First” music video, a testament to my willingness to embrace diverse artistic endeavors. This facet of my journey encapsulates my spirit of fearlessness and creative exploration.
Interviews
August 11, 2023 – Bridging the Geekdoms Talk to J about his Jonly Nonly issue 1 and more. Watch it here!
July 30, 2016 – TGT Media: J was on his first VIDEO interview on the TGT YouTube page seen here!
March 9, 2016 – Starship Moonhawk Presents: J showed up to talk about some stuff on Season 11, Episode 3.
October 16, 2015 – Starship Moonhawk Presents: J stopped by Moonhawk Studios to talk about the 2016 y2cl.net return on Season 10, episode 13.
October 13, 2010 – Starship Moonhawk Presents: J, Jon and Joe were interviewed on Season 3, episode 22.
September 10, 2010 – TGT Webcomics: J, Jon and Joe were interviewed again by Kurt for episode #124.
October 3, 2009 – TGT Webcomics: J was interviewed quickly for 24 Hour comics Day.
July 7, 2009 – Web Comic Reviews & Interviews: J was interviewed on episode #57.
July 1, 2009 – Starship Moonhawk Presents: J was interviewed on episode #12.
March 29 2009 – TGT Webcomics: J was interviewed on episode #36.
Feb. 21 2009 – Web Comic Reviews & Interviews: J was interviewed on episode #32.
Reviews
February 19, 2019 – IndieComix – The Eynes Anthology Preview Review Special
February 14, 2019 – Chucks Raw Reviews – Episode 23: The Eynes Anthology
February 14, 2019 – IndieComix – In The Hot Spot – The Eynes Anthology
February 10, 2019 – JustSayin.Asia – The Eynes Anthology – A Kickstarter Horror Comic Believing in Team Play!
February 2019 – Horror Writers – THE EYNES ANTHOLOGY BOOK ONE – HORROR/SUPERNATURAL COMIC!
February 2019 – Flipside Focus – https://www.undercovercapes.com/flash-review-the-eynes-anthology-kickstarter/
February 2019 – Everything Horror – “Nancy Eynes: Krampus Killer” – Sample Review
Sept. 03 2009 – Ken from Rick The Stick did a little write up on y2cl. Check it out HERE!
July 22 2009 – Karl Kleese from Willows Grove gave y2cl an interesting review where the hotness of my wife and the awesomeness of my family came into play Read it here!
May 8 2009 – Byron Wilkins from 1977 gave y2cl a great plug and review hitting on some good points that needs improvement on (the site) and why you should give y2cl a read through! Read it here!
April 21 2009 – Dawn Griffin from Zorphbert and Fred wrote up a nice review/plug. Read it here.
Sept. 20 2008 – Read my Complaints: Sidewinder reviewed y2cl and gave it a nice score of crap. He did not post his review, but I have it and I have posted it here. Take a read of what he DID post. Keep in mind, he ONLY reviewed the first 75 comics and NOT the whole archive. (He also wasn’t wrong, the site was painfully slow then and the comic was shit)