PANEL 1
Pot and kettle
POT
Explain to me the baby.
KETTLE
Well, out of true love the human and vampire bore birth to a half breed, during which the human was turned into a vampire.
PANEL 2
Pot and kettle
POT
Yeah...right..how did he..you know...
KETTLE
How did he what?
POT
Uhm...plant his seed if you will.
PANEL 3
Pot and kettle
KETTLE
What? That's just gross and not the point of the story!
POT
Well? He is dead so technically he shouldn't produce sperm or anything.
KETTLE
Just shut up, pot!
3 thoughts on “Twilight 5: Baby Vampire”
vee
Ah, good point.
Deth Invictus
Yes, Pot has a very good point. But you then have to ask, “How can Pot and Kettle talk?”
Neither of them have vocal chords, lips, lungs, etc….. 😉
jhorsley3
thats because they are Inanimate! and AWESOME! just wait, their tale gets better!