As a fan boy, I’m torn. As a realist, I understand Star Trek is better. As a person who get’s caught up in the hype, I want to see Star Wars. As a father of 5, I won’t be seeing it for a little while cause, kids.
PANEL 1
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Holy fuck sticks Pot! Star Wars releases tonight!
POT
Yeah? So? Such a waste of time.
PANEL 2
KETTLE
Pot, I'm prety sure you have spent time before boasting at how Star Wars was the best, what changed.
POT
They stole JJ man! That's bad!
PANEL 3
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Oh whatever Pot, you are just pissed JJ left for a superior space story! The Wars kicks the teeth out of Trek, a boring exploration show with no action.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Fuckin' lightsabers! Jedi powers! Force pushing! Force lighting! Man, way better that tricorders, and nerd shit man!
PANEL 4
POT
Dude, MoFo. You have no idea what you are talking about. The Wars is just a cheap rip off of everything! Lucas is a hack and they had to steal JJ from Star Trek to make it even worth seeing after the shit prequels he released.
POT
Personally, I'm waiting for him to do a reboot of Felicity in space with mechs.
