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PANEL 1
Christmas tree in house. Jeffers and Jonly in the foreground, you can see the tree and some of the cases of booze but no Calvereena
JEFFERS
Why is Calvereena so happy?
JONLY NONLY
He's celebrating the 12 cases of Christmas this year!
PANEL 2
Calvereena in the background with 12 cases of beer, top one open and him chugging one on the other side of the Chrsitmas tree
CALVEREENA
This is the best..Christmas EVER!
CALVEREENA
And I'm not sharing!
CAPTION
And that Christmas Calvereena spent enjoying 12 cases of beer. He did not share, and he did not feel bad about it.
PANEL 3
Photo of New Years eve in Times square. Jeffers and Jonly holding mics in the foreground. This us upclose.
JEFFERS
Well, here we are Jonly! Hosting New Years Rockin' Eve at New Yorks famous Times Square Bash!
JONLY NONLY
Yes Jeffers, this is quite the honor! I myself am flabbgergasted they picked us to host!
PANEL 4
Calvereena in the background with 12 cases of beer, most of them empty, drunk bubbles around him.
CALVEREENA
Hey guys! Two things. First, did you honestly just use the word "Flabbergasted" in a sentence?
PANEL 5
Living room set facing the TV, image from panel 3 on TV with Jonly and Jeffers standing in front of it. Calvereena leaning against a wall drunk.
CALVEREENA
Second, you're not hosting anything. Your standing in front of the TV in the living room, you nerds.
JONLY NONLY
Happy feeling gone..
CAPTION
This page is stupid.