I changed the original text from this one. All it said was ‘Just try and say my job isn’t dirty’ I think this is MUCH more fitting.
PANEL 1
MAXI PAD
When Captain Bloodsails comes to navigate your crimson seas the only thing keeping him at bay is me.
MAXI PAD
Which makes me pretty much a pirate.
MAXI PAD
And awesome cause I touch your moms vagina.
