I love my Sambas. Greatest shoes ever.
I also love coffee.
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You would think that given the fact that I hold the liquid that gives life I wouldn't get tossed in the trash everyday!
SAMBA
Why are you complaining? At least you are not having stinky sweaty feet shoved inside you and constantly have shit smeared on your underside!
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Point taken. I think I'll spull on this guy's lap while the coffe is still boiling as payback!
SAMBA
Sounds good! I'll come untied for no reason so he trips. On three!
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One...two...three!!!
