PANEL 1
POT
The hell are they arguing about?
COOKIE BELL
Dude! Get out of here! This is our holiday!
STAR OF DAVID
No it is not! I was here first!
COOKIE BELL
Nu-uh
STAR OF DAVID
Uh huh!
COOKIE STOCKING
Nu-uh
PANEL 2
KETTLE
What is going on? Why are you guys fighting?
COOKIE BELL
David here thinks this is his holiday!
COOKIE STOCKING
We keep trying to tell him Christmas is a celebration for us!
PANEL 3
KETTLE
I'm assuming you don't realize today is Thanksgiving, so it's neither of your holidays.
POT
Yeah, you are both an entire month early on this one.
PANEL 4
FIRECRACKER
Are we late for the celebration?
POT
Oh dear lord, it's them again.
STAR OF DAVID
Everybody run before we end up like the space shuttle challenger!
COOKIE BELL
What?
STAR OF DAVID
Blown up.
COOKIE STOCKING
Not cool man.
FIRECRACKER
It is Fourth of July, no?