PANEL 1
CHRISTMAS TREE
Christian? In Jeremiah 10: 2-4 it says "Thus saith the lord, learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain; for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammer, that it move not."
KETTLE
You know that was written before Jesus was born.
CHRISTMAS TREE
Either way, you are celebrating a pagan holiday that was taken over by Christians to get the pagans to convert. Stealing the winter solstice rituals and integrating them into Christianity to better the spread of the religion.
KETTLE
How long does it take for a tree to starve to death? Cause jeese.
POT
Dude, whatever, Pagan, heathan, Christian, I don't care.
POT
I just want me some presents!
