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PANEL 1
Living room set facing TV
Jonly and Calvereena facing the camera
JONLY NONLY
What's with the shirt Calvereena?
JONLY NONLY
Why does it say F.I.L.F. on it?
CALVEREENA
It's like M.I.L.F., but for fathers!
JONLY NONLY
Wait...you have kids?
PANEL 2
Living room set facing TV
Jonlys face is confused, Calvereenas face is warped to look at him.
CALVEREENA
By the laws of probability, when you send in more soldiers than Vietnam*, one's bound to break through.
JONLY NONLY
True, very true.
CAPTION
*At it's height there were only 550,000 troops in Vietnam. So either Calvereena has a super low sperm count, or he's counting each encounter as one soldier.
PANEL 3
Living room set facing TV
Jonly walking away, Calvereena winking
CALVEREENA
What I'm saying is I bang a lot of people. A lot.
CALVEREENA
A lot*.
JONLY NONLY
Uhh, I get it! Shut up!
CALVEREENA
Like, so many.
CAPTION
*He's counting the encounters. Wow.
