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PANEL 1
Brain (from inanimate) and Jonly, who looks very tired, on a white background.
BRAIN
Why the hell are we awake?
JONLY NONLY
Well Brain, It's because we have this job that we have to go to at 6am 5 times a week. It helps pay the bills and allows us to live in somewhat comfort.
CAPTION
Meet Jonly Nonly.

PANEL 2
Brain on a white background.
BRAIN
That is such bullshit! I want to rest! I'm the brain and without me fully rested you are DOOMED to make/do/say stupid things all day long! And you can not stop me!
CAPTION
Hey look, it's Brain from Inanimate! I should take a minute to explain a few things. This used to be a web-comics. I know, I’ve said that, but I used to do many web-comics and cross them over. so you see characters like Brain here show up. Yes most of these will get their own books, check y2cl.net to see if they are out! Then buy them! ok? OK!
PANEL 3
Jonly on a white background, still tired.
JONLY NONLY
Oh stop it. I'm awake enough to get work done and that's all that matters. We will go to bed early tonight, I promise.
PANEL 4
Action shot of Jonly's tired head slamming to the ground with a black opacity on it.
SFX
SLAM!
SFX
zzzzzzz
BRAIN (OFF PANEL)
Heh, told you
PANEL 5
Brain (from inanimate) and Jonly, who looks very tired, on a white background. Stars around Jonly's head.
CAPTION
10 minutes later
JONLY NONLY
Ow! What the hell was that for, Brain!
BRAIN
To prove that I'm in control here. You bend at my will...and I want sleep!
CAPTION
I get asked a lot why I release these with such...bad art. Especially when I can draw somewhat decent. (that was what my college art techer told me “you’re somewhat decent”. he was a dick) Well, At the time it was faster and easier to make web-comics if I didn’t have to draw each panel and could just move things around in photoshop. Then I started to like it. Tellling jokes and stories with these little guys made me chuckle so I kept it, added stuff and had fun with it. I will tell you the art does get better. in 10 issues.
PANEL 6
Brain (from inanimate) and Jonly, who looks very tired, on a white background. Stars around Jonly's head.
JONLY NONLY
Look Brain, I don't like this anymore than you do. Sadly we don't have any options here...
BRAIN
We could walk out.
JONLY NONLY
Any options that do not involve getting in trouble with my boss!
CAPTION
Oh yeah, I’m supposed to be telling you about Jonly. He talks to himself, cause you know, he’s me.