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PANEL 1
Public Bathroom set
Calvereena standing there
CALVEREENA
I've been thinking.
CALVEREENA
What it STD's where like Magic Cards?
CALVEREENA
I don't mean cards that do magic. I mean the Collectible Card Game from Wizards of the Coast.
PANEL 2
Public Bathroom set
Calvereena warped to lean forward a little
CALVEREENA
You remember, the nerds at the lunch table from High School that are now your bosses?
CAPTION
Not all.
PANEL 3
Public bathroom set
Calvereena standing there
CALVEREENA
Well, if STDs where like Magic Cards, you could trade them, and collect them!
CALVEREENA
Ohh Ohh! Even Better! What if it was like a game of tag!
CALVEREENA
Don't say anything then when you finish just yell TAG! YOU'RE IT!
CAPTION
Gross. And that's just wrong.
PANEL 4
Public Bathroom set
Jonly in the stall, can't see him
JONLY NONLY (FROM IN STALL)
Oh Jesus!
CALVEREENA (OFF PANEL)
Are you alright in there Jonly Nonlyu?
JONLY NONLY (FROM IN STALL)
Calvereena, I don't know man..I had those tacos from the taco truck...
PANEL 5
Public bathroom set
Jonly in stall, Calvereena standing in front
CALVEREENA
Dude, you know Mexican food tears you up!
JONLY NONLY (FROM IN STALL)
It feels like I ate a live badger and he' s really mad and is clawing his way out my asshole!
PANEL 6
Public bathroom set
Jonly in stall, Calvereena standing in front
CALVEREENA
Damn...good luck with that..
JONLY NONLY (FROM IN STALL)
Also, STD Tag seems a little illegal man.
CALVEREENA
Eh, probably but what fun thing isn't?
CAPTION
True, but no.
PANEL 7
Jeffers and Jonly standing in front of a group of Turkeys
JEFFERS
Hey Jonly Nonly! Did you know that if you get a bunch of turkeys together it's called a gaggle?
JEFFERS
I thought that was called a congress?
CAPTION
Now time for useless facts!
PANEL 8
Calvereena and Jonly (eyes closed) standing in front of a faded picture of football
CALVEREENA
Hey Jonly Nonly! Did you know that the Detroit Lions have played a game of football on every thanksgiving starting in 1934?
JONLY NONLY
Over 75 years of missing turkey day? No thank you.
PANEL 9
Jeffers and Jonly standing in front of a rural road in the hills
JEFFERS
Hey Jonly Nonly! Did you know that on average 42.5 million, or 13.8%, of the American population drive on average of 50 miles from their home on Thanksgiving?
JONLY NONLY
That's around $234 million in Gasoline for just that one day!
CAPTION
And that's in 2018 gas prices.
PANEL 10
White background, Jeffers, Calvereena, and Jonly
JEFFERS
That...that's insane.
CALVEREENA
That pales in comparison to the projected $50 billion people will spend on the next day on Black Friday.
JONLY NONLY
It's African American Friday Now.