Would you want a hot Kettle to be used on your buttocks?
Then again, that spout could get up there and clean it rather nice.
PANEL 1
KETTLE
Well I'm off to my first day of work at that job TP got me!
POT
Wow you were not out of work very long.
KETTLE
Yeah well, not a lot of people want this job.
POT
Yeah, I suppose.
POT
Kettle as toilet paper. This should be interesting...
