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PANEL 1
Kitchen set
Jeffers and Jonly standing around the Island
JEFFERS
Jonly! I have another Joke for you!
JONLY NONLY
Christ, this better not be about dicks.
JEFFERS
Sadly it's not, maybe the next one, if we are lucky.
JEFFERS
Ready???
PANEL 2
Jeff on a textured background.
JEFFERS
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?
PANEL 3
Kitchen set
Jonly zoomed in by the fridge
JONLY NONLY
Umm...how?
PANEL 4
Kitchen set
Similar to panel 1 but zoomed in some. Jeffers had is up in a thumbs up, winking. Jonly's face is annoyed, and different from Panel 1
JEFFERS
Take the S out of Safe and the F out of way!
JONLY NONLY
Uhm...
JONLY NONLY
There's no 'F' in way.
JEFFERS
Exactly!
JONLY NONLY
Wait..what?
CAPTION
Groan.
PANEL 5
Kitchen set.
Same as panel 4, but split down the middle to make panel 6.
JEFFERS
Would you like to hear the greatest joke ever?
JONLY NONLY
I don't think I have a choice on that.
JEFFERS
Well you could always kill yourself rather than listen to it.
JONLY NONLY
Don't Tempt me.
CAPTION
Don't kill yourself. Suicide is no joke. Bad taste joke is in bad taste. If you need help please call 1-800-273-8255.