PANEL 1
Outside house set
Jonly and Jeffers standing up by the house. Calvereena standing next to a very sassy looking cop (the one from z2c) nest to a cop car.
JONLY NONLY
I feel like they know each other, though Calvereena looks a little surprised by what Officer Tony is saying.
JEFFERS
Wait, how do you know his name is Officer Tony.
JONLY NONLY
I read it in the script.
JEFFERS
Oh.
CAPTION
*
Officer Tony is from y2cl.
PANEL 2
Back in the house, blurred background. Calvereena walks back in with Jonly and Jeffers standing there. Show is from neck up.
CALVEREENA
Man, Officer Tony is a weird guy. I doubt we will see him again in this series*.
CALVEREENA
What's that smell.
JONLY NONLY
Turkey-ish
CAPTION
*you wont. You also won’t get to read y2cl as it’s gone from this world, though I will keep referencing it in this series for fun. Why? Cause I want to. Will it confuse you? Probably. Does that make me laugh? Absolutely. Is that going to make these books better? Not at all.
PANEL 3
Calvereena, Jonly, and Jeffers standing at a table with a Turkey on fire sitting on it.
CALVEREENA
I'm not sure if lighter fluid and a match is a good way to roast a turkey.
JEFFERS
Well I'm sorry my deep fryer is still dirty from the last time we tried it!
JONLY NONLY
Jeffers, that's because you put in a live turkey*, feathers and all!
JEFFERS
In my defense, the instructions just said for it not to be frozen!
CAPTION
*Don't deep fry a live turkey, it's no fun for anyone. Especially the Turkey.
Published On: January 14, 2025

Something, Something First Book – Page Thirteen

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