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PANEL 1
Living room set.
Calvereena and Jonly sitting on the couch.
CALVEREENA
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no damn way paper can beat rock.
PANEL 2
Living room set.
Calvereena and Jonly sitting on the couch. They are faded into the backround with a crude drawing of a paper mobster smothering Rock, Scissors, and a person.
CALVEREENA
Is the paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile?
CALVEREENA
Why can't paper do this to scissors?
CALVEREENA
Screw scissors why can't paper do this to people!
PANEL 3
Living room set.
Calvereena and Jonly sitting on the couch. They are faded into the backround with mobster pieces of paper suffocating college kids in a classroom.
CALVEREENA
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
CALVEREENA
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anything! A rock would tear that shit up in like two seconds.
PANEL 4
Living room set.
Calvereena and Jonly sitting on the couch. Calvereen witha fist
CALVEREENA
When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock.
CALVEREENA
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
CALVEREENA


JONLY NONLY
I love you.