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PANEL 1
Living room set
Jeffers and Cavereena (beer in hand) sitting on the couch
JEFFERS
Whats the opposite of George Straight, Calvereena?
CALVEREENA
Uhm...George gay?
CAPTION
*This might not be the best word to use for this joke, but I just discovered it so I wanted to use it.
CAPTION
Meet Calvereena.
PANEL 2
Living room set.
Jeffers zoomed in, action lines around the panel.
JEFFERS
Nope! Boy George!
CAPTION
according to wikipedia, the most trusted academic site on the web, it was a group of 19th and 20th century poets obsessed with writing about getting it on with adolescent boys.
PANEL 3
Living room set
Calvereena with Beer in hand on couch, looking up towards Jeffers.
CALVEREENA
Didn't he go to jail for keeping a male escort prisoner and beating his ass with a chain?
CAPTION
He loves his booze.
CAPTION
*true story. Also, the Uranians sound like an early version of NAMBLA.
PANEL 4
Living room set
Jeffers and Calvereena on the couch. Jeffers eyes closed with a smile, Calvereena head cocked looking down.
JEFFERS
Where's his Karma Chameleon now?
JEFFERS
Probably in his anus!
CALVEREENA
Dude, that's not cool. That poor guy! Getting hit with chains is no pic-nic!
CAPTION
Is this joke in bad taste? Probably.
PANEL 5
Living room set
Jeffers looking over to Calvereena off panel.
JEFFERS
Did someone tie you up and whip you with chains Calvereena?
PANEL 6
Calvereena in stocks, blurred castle behind him
CALVEREENA
Maybe...
CAPTION
And is a trusting lover.