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PANEL 1
Random black and white public domain photo with textures over top of it. Calvereena standing in front of it
CALVEREENA
Soooo I ended up mowing the carpet in the living room last night...
PANEL 2
Random black and white public domain photo with textures over top of it. Jonly standing in front of it
JONLY NONLY
I hope that is supposed to be a sexual innuendo?
PANEL 3
Random black and white public domain photo with textures over top of it. Calvereena standing in front of it
CALVEREENA
Nope. I went out to the garage, got the lawn mower, started it, and drove it into the house.
CALVEREENA
We're going to need a new door.
CAPTION
With how many beers he drank on the last page, this makes sense.
PANEL 4, 5, AND 6
My crapping house drawing from like 1995 broken up behind panels 4, 5, and 6. Ballons cross panel boarders like it's one giant panel.
Calvereena in panel 4. Jonly in Panel 5, Jeffers in Panel 6
CALVEREENA
Man, I went to this party the other night, passed out with my shoes on.
JONLY NONLY
Ohh bad idea man.
CALVEREENA
I met this girl and she took my shoe. Why the hell did that girl take my stupid show?
JONLY NONLY
Jeffers? You wanna take this one?
JEFFERS
It was for the cake you dumbass.
JONLY NONLY
For the cake.
JEFFERS
Dumbass.
CAPTION
This makes no sense.
PANEL 7
Pastel prelim sketch of my tree painting as the background. Jonly, Calvereena, and Jeffers standing in front of it.
JONLY NONLY
Hey guys! I got a job interview!
JEFFERS
What are you doing?
JONLY NONLY
Tech support again!
CALVEREENA
Good luck on that interview. If they ask where you see yourself in 5 years.
CALVEREENA
Don't say "banging your wife"
CAPTION
He's got a point.