PANEL 1
POT
So Kettle, today is Black Friday and...
KETTLE
Is this going to be another of your racist outbursts?
POT
What? What do you...
KETTLE
You always seem to relate everything back to me being black, and a girl.
KETTLE
Go on, I can take it. What little crack to you have for me now?
POT
None. I was gonna see if you wnated to go dutch on a flat screen.
KETTLE
Oh..well..uh..yeah. That would be coo'.