PANEL 1
POT
Wha'ts the use kettle, Cal doesn't love me! How could he?
KETTLE
First off, you are Pot, from what I hear Calvereena loves his alcohol and usually those that love one, love the other.
PANEL 2
KETTLE
It's like a woman, no one loves just the breasts. They love the vagina as well, and vice verse.
POT
Did you just compare me to tits?
PANEL 3
KETTLE
Tits? Nah I didn't compare you to tits, I compared you to the vagina.
POT
Oh...thanks...I guess?
KETTLE
You know, damp,wet, smelly, and no matter how much trouble if gets you in you keep going back!
POT
You are a jerk Kettle!