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PANEL 1
Brain (from inanimate) and Jonly, who looks very tired, on a white background.
BRAIN
You can't hurt me without hurting yourself smart boy! Go on! Give me everything you got!
JONLY NONLY
Oh I'm not planning on hurting you...I'm planning on just the opposite!
PANEL 2
Brain (from inanimate) and Jonly, who looks very tired, on a white background.
BRAIN
Asian hookers? 'Cause that would be the opposite to me. Asian hookers, let's do some of those!
JONLY NONLY
What? No! Shut up you idiot!
CAPTION
Sex work is work.
PANEL 3
Brain (from inanimate) and Jonly, who looks very tired, on a white background.
BRAIN
You know why I like Asian Hookers?
BRAIN
‘cause you can valways get one more in your bed cause they so little!
JONLY NONLY
I'd punch you if there wasn't a skull in the way!
BRAIN
Heyooo!!!
CAPTION
Don't fetishize a culture.
PANEL 4
Brain close up
BRAIN
Seriously though, nothing you can do can ever hurt me because you would just hurt yourself! Are you MENTAL?!?
PANEL 5
Coffee pot with a cup, grounds, and a grinder
BRAIN (OFF PANEL)
Not giving me what I want is just nuts. I’ll walk you backwards into walls, cut your fingers with paper, those are paper cuts by the way. And they hurt!
BRAIN (OFF PANEL)
I wouldn’t know myself, seeing as I can’t get a paper cut, and if I did, you would probably die from a brain hemorrhage or some shit. I dunno, I’m not a doctor.

PANEL 6
Silhouette of Jonly Drinking coffee.
BRAIN (OFF PANEL)
What I can say is that this shit would stop working and you would be fuckered up beyond all recognition man, I mean seriously. You would be fuckin’ brain damaged or something.
BRAIN (OFF PANEL)
I swear to Christ you better get me some sleep before I fucking cut you ass hat. Don’t be a douche-bag just give me sleep, sweet amazing sleep and I love you long time!
PANEL 7
Brain with action stars behind him in yellow and red
BRAIN
What? What are you doing? Is that...is that...COFFEE?!
BRAIN
You know what happens when you give me coffee! I wanted sleep!