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PANEL 1
Jonly's room set
BG is blurred. Jeffers standing in front of the background.
JEFFERS
Let's listen as Calvereena and Jonly Nonly reenact a conversation between two would be lovers.
JEFFERS
For this exercise, Jonly zis playing the role of the chick!
CAPTION
This joke could also be between a man and a man, woman and a woman, non-binary and man, non binary and woman, non-binary and non-binary, man and him self, woman and her vibrator, man and a toaster, whatever.

Point is this joke is just meant to be between two people that are consenting adults engaging the ther sweet historical art of bunging uglies. It doesn’t rely on one being male and one being female. In fact, it doesn’t even rely on them being human. They could be aliens, or dogs. Then again, if they were dogs how would we understand them? And would dogs have the vernacular like this to express these feelings? Or are they all animalistic and feral when it comes to sex?

Side note, Bumpin Uglies is a pretty awesome band. The song Bad Decisions is *chefs kiss* good.
PANEL 2
Jonly's room set
Calvereena standing in front of the bed.
CALVEREENA
I'm gonna slip it in when you least expect it tonight!
PANEL 3
Jonly's room set
Jonly standing in front of the bed in a dress
JONLY NONLY
I don't think slipping it in will be as nonchalant as you might think there baby cakes.
PANEL 4
Jony's room set
Jonly laying in bed eyes wide, Calvereena kneeling on the side of the bed.
CALVEREENA
Slip, shove, penetrate, ram, potato potahto.
CALVEREENA
Point is tonight you're getting fucked.
PANEL 5
Jonly's room set
Close up of Jonly's face in the bed
JONLY NONLY
Oh fun...
CAPTION
I’d like to reiterate that in this joke both parties are fully consented to each other.