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PANEL 1
Kitchen set
Jeffers and Jonly standing in front of the island
JEFFERS
Jonly Nonly! Heard a wonderful new joke!
JONLY NONLY
Not even you could ruin my mood today! So what is it Jeffers?
PANEL 2
Shot of a bar in snowy Alaska
JEFFERS
At this bar up in Alaska where only the manliest of men dare swell, a newcomer enters.
JEFFERS
He hears tales of the tough mans club and asks how to join.
PANEL 3
Jeffers in a dirty tough bar
JEFFERS (CAPTION BOX)
They tell him
MAN AT BAR
You must kill a bear and rape* an Eskimo woman to be as manly as us!
CAPTION
*Rape is bad, don't freaking do it. And this joke is terrible.
PANEL 4
Kitchen set
Zoomed out, we see more of their bodies. Jonly's face shocked
JONLY NONLY
That's terrible, what did he do?
JEFFERS
Well he came back to the bar
PANEL 5
Back in the bar, Jeffers comes back in covered in blood.
JEFFERS (CAPTION BOX)
All bloody and said
JEFFERS
Ok, now where is this Eskimo I'm supposed to kill?
PANEL 6
Kitchen set. Jeffers looking proud of himself, Jonly disgusted
JONLY NONLY
...
JEFFERS
Get it? He raped a bear!
JONLY NONLY
Oh I get it...
CAPTION
This is not my joke, I read this online and felt it fit. Also, don't rape bears, it's not cool. Trust me.