‘Tiss true, when you blow your nose you are blowing it on bits of Tissue’s vagina. This makes all your girls awesome, or lesbians. Take your pick.
PANEL 1
TISSUE BOX
I should mention I'm a female.
TISSUE BOX
Why does that matter?
TISSUE BOX
Take a real long look at where I dispense tissues.
TISSUE BOX
Yup, it's my va-jay-jay.
