I should get some black friends to justify my black jokes.
Taking applications below for a new black friend. Will also accept ‘Dominican’ but no shoe polished whities.
PANEL 1
PHONE
So what are you doing to celebrate MLK JR day Nelly?
PANEL 2
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
What? People celebrate that as a holiday.
PANEL 3
PHONE
I just figured you and kettle would be celebrating it because..
CRAZY MOFO NELLY (CUTTING OFF PHONE)
'Cause we black? You racist!
PHONE
No! Because you're lazy and you like days off!
KETTLE
Oh no you di'int Phone!
