Join Sergeant Blinky, Lt. Awesome-Stance, Lt. Lopez, Corporal T-Raitor and the rest of the Tan Guys as they fight the against the Green Guys in the never ending battle for…something. Taking place in *insert-war-that-doesn’t-really-exist* in a time that *is-whaterver-time-fits-the-story* the Tan Guys work together, and sometimes against each other, to discover the true meaning of *insert-moralality-confirming-plot-device-here*! You’ve never read a story like this from J Horsley III!