Funky Anaconda!

Funky Anaconda!


Who knew Jesus had a big screen! Though being the son of god your pad should be -P-I-M-P-E-D- OUT. Just saying.

Strip 324 – z2c Funky Anaconda
Characters: Jesus, Nazi Jesus, Gangasta Jesus, Wilt Chamberlain, Pauly Shore, William Shakespeare, Martin Luther King, Jr
Setting: JC’s House
Panel One: Jesus talking to Bill, Wilt, MLKjr and Pauly
Jesus: Well, aren’t you an eclectic group…
Pauly: tear
MLKjr: You shouldn’t be so mean to the Weiz! He triesreally hard!’
Wilt: Some would say he tries to hard…’
Bill S: There are more things in heaven and earth, Jesus, then are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Panel Two: Gangsta and Jesus talking to MLKjr, wilt hitting on NJ
Gangsta: What does that even mean?
Jesus: I think he was just saying ‘yes we are’ in his own special way.
MLKjr: He’s been talking like that since we got out of the graveyard. It’s pretty irritating.
Wilt: I may be a zombie, but that don’t mean I can’t get FUNKY!
NJ: WHOA! It’s like an anaconda!
Panel Three: Bill s and Pauly
Bill S: O Day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
Pauly: And I though I was the annoying Zombie here! Buuuuuudddyyy!!
BOTTOM-TEXT:
‘How much longer can I make jokes about Pauly Shore funny? Probably a lot longer then his career lasted…’

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