I think if a cow headed man walked up to me and asked me to buy his shit, I probably just would to make him go away. Then again Mark is not that sort of guy. He’s to punk rock to buy your shit, he would rather just take it and kick you in your teeth.
Artists: Mike from dumbbum.net/jhorsley3
Characters: Minos, Mark
Panel 1: Mark and Minos looking at each other curiously
Mark(thinking): Holy cow fudging christ! A minotaur!
Minos(thinking): Oh a Zombie! It’s my chance to be intellectually superior!
Panel 2: Minos offering Mark some cow shit
Minos: Hey guy! I crapped a lot today! WANNA BUY IT!
Panel 3: Mark poofed out of scene, Minos sad
Minos: My social skills are too advanced for zombies…
‘Poor Minos, all he wants to do is die…and sell his fecal matter to people, what a cruel world!’