And with a load crack, entered the celebrity cast of z2c. What will be there first stop? And why is the weasel with them?
This is not the first time I have cracking on Pauly Shore, nor will it be the last. I’m not a hater, I just like easy targets from 5 years ago.
Characters: Wilt Chamberlain, Martin Luther King Jr, Pauly Shore
Panel 1: graveyard with three hands coming out of the grave
grave one reads: Martin Luther King, Jr January 15, 1929 – April 4, 1968 “He had a Dream”
grave two reads: Wilt Chamberlain August 21, 1936 – October 12, 1999 “more kids then a gymboree”
grave three reads: William Shakespeare April 1594 – 23 April 1616 “He told stories, and now he is dead”
SFX: Crunch! Crash!! Creep!
Over-text: ENTER: The Celebrity Zombies!
Panel 2: Wilt, Bill, MLK looking oddly at Pauly Shore
Pauly Shore: Wait a minute here, I’m not dead buuuuudy!
MLK: well, your career is dead
Wilt: Pauly Shore hardly counts as a Celebrity!