He’s fat. REALLY fat. His weight is something that defies the laws of gravity. How any floor holds him is a mystery of the universe. The only scale that can withstand his weight is the side of the freeway truck scales used for semi’s, and even they stress and strain. He also has a fascination with really bad horror movies, ones from TROMA in particular. That and he likes midget porn….alot.
Milo, Milo, Milo. Some people are just destined to lifes and deaths of stupidity induced pain. Like using a box cutter to shave your neck because you used the last of your grocery money of lottery tickets and couldn’t afford the 4.50 for a package of bic razors. Does it matter that he actually won? Not really. After all he sold the tickets for half their value to buy that 5th of tequila he drank right before he decided it was time to do some personal grooming