He’s fat. REALLY fat. His weight is something that defies the laws of gravity. How any floor holds him is a mystery of the universe. The only scale that can withstand his weight is the side of the freeway truck scales used for semi’s, and even they stress and strain. He also has a fascination with really bad horror movies, ones from TROMA in particular. That and he likes midget porn….alot.
Ever have that friend who was fun to hang around with but you always sort of wondered if they where gay or not? That’s JN. His parents cursed him with only letters for a name leaving him to a life of explanations. Because of this he became somewhat of an introvert and reclusive. This went away after his teenage years when he made friends and decided to try and be creative. It is still evident in him if you look hard enough.
Milo, Milo, Milo. Some people are just destined to lifes and deaths of stupidity induced pain. Like using a box cutter to shave your neck because you used the last of your grocery money of lottery tickets and couldn’t afford the 4.50 for a package of bic razors. Does it matter that he actually won? Not really. After all he sold the tickets for half their value to buy that 5th of tequila he drank right before he decided it was time to do some personal grooming
That guy that can’t put down a cigarette even if you are in the cancer ward of a hospital, yeah that’s Nick. He would also fight you to the death to keep his hat on. He spent 4 years in the Air Force serving the USA and learned nothing expect that he missed female contact. Air Force boys, while smooth to the touch and fragile, just would not cut it. He is back from the a tour in Kuwait and sometimes has a flashback to his life in the bunker with the other sissies not good enough to be cannon fodder.