Bills B Day Present

Bills B Day Present

happy birthday to Mr William Shakespeare! he turns a mild 440 today. and to celebrate, Dylan reads a little Romeo and Juliet to the gang.

in other news im very tired, i am going to bed.

oh, and the ‘death of larry’ strip that was supposed to be online last Wednesday will be up on Monday, so look for it!

in other news, i just shaved my pubic hair off, and boy it feels nice.

To see the original strip click here.

↓ Transcript
Strip 62 (Bill’s B-Day Present)
Characters: Dylan, Garret, Calvin, Tim, JN, William Shakespeare, Garret
Setting: The house
Panel 1: Romeo in despair
Romeo: ‘From this world-wearied flesh, –Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace! And, lips, O you the doors to breath, seal with a righteous kiss a dateless bargain to engrossing death!–’
Romeo: ‘Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavory guide! Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on the dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!’
ACTION: *drinks*
Romeo: ‘O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick ths with a kiss I die.
Panel 2: Romeo dead on the ground, Juliet on table with dagger
Juliet: ‘Yea, noise? –then I’ll be brief—O Happy dagger! This is thy sheath, there rest, and let me die!’
Panel 3: red eyes in blackness
Garret: ‘Hmmm…dead…’
Dylan: ‘Yes, but they doth still be warm youg squire!’
Panel 4:Dylan humping Juliet’s corpse and Garret humping Romeos corpse.
Dylan: ‘YEE-HAA!!!!’
Garret: ‘OH GOD! OH GOD? OD GOD!’
Panel 5: Dylan read from book, Garret and JN playing a game on the cough, Calvin wackin’ it up on the couch. Tim at his desk in the background.
Tim: ‘That’s not how Romeo & Juliet ends!’
Calvin: ‘This is the hottest version I’ve ever heard!’
JN: ‘That’s a pretty fucked up rendition!’
Garret: ‘Man, I hate this second gay penis’
Melvin: ‘You love me!’
Dylan: ‘Why does the art in this strip look like shit?’
JN: ‘Fuck you asshole I kill you!’

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