The best and quickest way describe Calvin would be to call him an alcoholic. That would not grasp the scope of this dynamic character and what he is all about, though in the strip he is ALWAYS drinking. He is also the guy that goes to a bar with you and ends up getting five numbers from girls AND guys. And oral in the bathroom. He also makes you question your sexuality and consider purchasing a case of KY, Heineken and a pack of smokes and try to seduce him yourself.