It’s tough being a lifeless, soulless minion of pure evil. That is why becoming a zombie was the best thing ever to happen to Jim. A middle tier accountant for a virtually unknown auditing company, Jim wasn’t a dull boy. He was already almost lifeless. When the gas main ripped through his building blowing his body across half a dozen cubicles, Jim’s last breathing thought was “Is this all there is?”. His first not breathing thought was “I’m really hungry. I should make a spreadsheet of everyone I eat.” Proving you can take the accountant out of the office, but you can’t take the office out of the zombie.
Ever have that friend who was fun to hang around with but you always sort of wondered if they where gay or not? That’s JN. His parents cursed him with only letters for a name leaving him to a life of explanations. Because of this he became somewhat of an introvert and reclusive. This went away after his teenage years when he made friends and decided to try and be creative. It is still evident in him if you look hard enough.