Characters: Zombie Jesus, Joel
Setting: a weblog
Panel 1: the photoblog with jesus jumping for joy in Ohio with some cows.
Joel(in blog): The funny thing about this photograph of ZJ jumping in front of the cows is that he was so happy and ecstatic. Then when he landed from this jump he turned, screamed something in Hebrew at the cows and then proceeded to rip them to shreds.
Poor little bovines.
dumbbum(in comment): Does this mean they will turn into the holy un-dead cow force to stand behind ZJ in the end battle? Or is this the real source of mad cow disease?
‘Ohio…home of cows and crazy people. Honestly, everyone from that state is nuts. INCLUDING YOU!’