Cowards Death

Cowards Death


And now we find the REAL reason why Bill S bit Jesus! The dirty Jew hating bastard! OK, OK he’s NOT a Jew hating bastard, he is just misunderstood

Strip354 – Cowards Death
Characters: William Shakespeare, Martin Luther King Jr, Wilt Chamberlain, Pauly Shore
Setting: Jesus Triplets living room
Panel 1: Bill S. Sneaking up on the couch.
Bill S: He was a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, heal’d by the same means, warm’d and cool’d by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is?
Panel 2: Bill behind the couch. MLKjr, Wilt and Pauly sitting on the couch.
Bill S: If you prick him, does he not bleed? If you tickle him, does he not laugh?
Panel 3: side view of panel 2
Bill S: If you are a Zombie and bite him on the head, does he not die?
Bill S: Naih I say! He doth not die! he doth resurrect from the dead a Zombie with the crave!
Bill S: If he are like us in the rest, he will resemble us in that!
Panel 3: front view of the couch.
MLK jr: did he really just monologue comparing jews to zombies?
Wilt: At least it’s not a black joke!
MLK jr: Touche!
BOTTOM-TEXT: “Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.”

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