This was done because I wanted to make a stand out page of Zombie Jesus doing his thing. I wish everyone could read Arabic…
Characters: Jesus, Father O’Maley
Setting: Church Wedding
Panel 1: Jesus holding Father O’Maley’s head with blood splattering everywhere.
Jesus(in Arabic): You have received your just rewards for your sexual acts with the alter boys!
Narrator: This my friends is what happens when you piss off an angry Zombie Jesus. You see Father O’maley here believed in Jesus but he did not believe in Zombies. So what’s a zombie Jesus supposed to do? Father O’maley, a soldier in the army of god only believes in HALF of him, and the illogical half at that! Zombie Jesus also has inside knowledge of Father O’Maley and the alter boys of his church, and Jesus, zombie or not, does not look kindly upon sodomizing of his flock. This punishment is nothing compared to what is awaiting him in hell…
Bottom Text: So true.