And we find out a little more behind Zombie Wilt’s persona and how he loves underage poon. Well, maybe not but he is making a hell joke out of it and I like that.
Characters: Wilt Chamberlain, MLK JR, Pauly Shore
Setting: The Jesus Triplets House
Panel 1: Wilt, MLKJR and Pauly sitting on the couch
Wilt: Man, why did Bill have to go and bite Jesus?
MLK Jr: the whole Zombie hunger thing I suppose. I get it, I do.
Wilt: Yeah, but Jesus? That’s like a ticket to a Mylie Cyrus concert.
Pauly (thought ballon): Maybe I shouldn’t have made ‘Pauly Shore is dead…’
Panel 2: close up of MLK jr
MLK: What do you mean?
Panel 3: Wilt up close
Wilt: I mean I’m sure it tastes good.
Wilt: But it will send you straight to hell.
I do believe this is based on an actual historical document that involves not one, not two, not even three, but none of these historical figures. Wait, Pauly isn’t historical…yet buuuudddy!