He’s fat. REALLY fat. His weight is something that defies the laws of gravity. How any floor holds him is a mystery of the universe. The only scale that can withstand his weight is the side of the freeway truck scales used for semi’s, and even they stress and strain. He also has a fascination with really bad horror movies, ones from TROMA in particular. That and he likes midget porn….alot.
The best and quickest way describe Calvin would be to call him an alcoholic. That would not grasp the scope of this dynamic character and what he is all about, though in the strip he is ALWAYS drinking. He is also the guy that goes to a bar with you and ends up getting five numbers from girls AND guys. And oral in the bathroom. He also makes you question your sexuality and consider purchasing a case of KY, Heineken and a pack of smokes and try to seduce him yourself.
Have you ever been at a party/concert/quilting show and had someone walk up to you slyly and whisper in your ear Ã¢â‚¬Å“I just crapped my pants.Ã¢â‚¬Â Or better yet, show up and your house walk in without saying a word, look you in they eye and with a large smile on their face and you watch their eyes slowly look down to their own crotch and insinuate with nothing but facial ticks that they not only went and got their tongue pierced, they pierced the penis as well? If you did, I’m sure Dylan was that friend.
Ever have that friend who was fun to hang around with but you always sort of wondered if they where gay or not? That’s JN. His parents cursed him with only letters for a name leaving him to a life of explanations. Because of this he became somewhat of an introvert and reclusive. This went away after his teenage years when he made friends and decided to try and be creative. It is still evident in him if you look hard enough.
Kepa is the y2cl ethnic card. He is here because of affirmative action. He is half Hawaiian and half robot, which if you know anything of the history of Hawaii it is populated with Robots from Japan that where placed there during World War II to throw off the US and make attacking Pearl Harbor easier. The Robots eventually turned out to be a bad idea because they discovered pineapples and weed, and then subsequently smoking weed through a pineapple. Kepa is the guy who is always down for anything, and he does mean ANYTHING. He also has an affliction for midgets named Gurdy.