He’s fat. REALLY fat. His weight is something that defies the laws of gravity. How any floor holds him is a mystery of the universe. The only scale that can withstand his weight is the side of the freeway truck scales used for semi’s, and even they stress and strain. He also has a fascination with really bad horror movies, ones from TROMA in particular. That and he likes midget porn….alot.
The best and quickest way describe Calvin would be to call him an alcoholic. That would not grasp the scope of this dynamic character and what he is all about, though in the strip he is ALWAYS drinking. He is also the guy that goes to a bar with you and ends up getting five numbers from girls AND guys. And oral in the bathroom. He also makes you question your sexuality and consider purchasing a case of KY, Heineken and a pack of smokes and try to seduce him yourself.
Cindy was once in love but had the misfortune of her father being a demon and her mother being a whore. When her father learned of her love he pulled him down to the underworld to work for him. The pain and lose of her one and only love on her wedding day forced her unwillingly to erupt into her skeletal demonic form. She was cast down by the people of her day and evaporated from her demonic form and spent 400 years in the ether of the earth. One day 400 years later Dylan unknowing bought a skull from a junk shop so he could recite Hamlet ‘the real way’ resurrecting her essence from the ether and bringing her back to her full skeletal demonic form. The first thing she did when resurrected? Slept with Calvin. She is still looking for her love she lost.
Have you ever been at a party/concert/quilting show and had someone walk up to you slyly and whisper in your ear Ã¢â‚¬Å“I just crapped my pants.Ã¢â‚¬Â Or better yet, show up and your house walk in without saying a word, look you in they eye and with a large smile on their face and you watch their eyes slowly look down to their own crotch and insinuate with nothing but facial ticks that they not only went and got their tongue pierced, they pierced the penis as well? If you did, I’m sure Dylan was that friend.
Garret loves video games. A lot. He also loves to call people out on their shit. It must be the red headed step-child in him or his Scottish rebellion kicking in but he is always the one to cock check JN for anything cheap/lame/stupid he might do with the y2cl universe. If JN is creator and God to y2cl Garret is Azreal.
Gordy is a talking veil cow. Unlike most veil cows he grew the strength in his legs to walk around. He also enjoys smoking, both cigarettes and ciga-weed. Gordy runs around the y2cl-verse as a police officer and a lounge singer.
Jeff is JN’s best friend from early childhood. A lot of people do not understand his humor, but to JN it is priceless. Jeff is often seen playing his guitar and wearing JN’s clothes and in general making very odd jokes about everything he can. He really has no filter when it comes to making a joke.
He is the son of god, the man who died for all of our sins, we all know this. What we did not know is that he was a triplet. Jesus represents your standard view of Jesus because well, that’s what he is. He loves everyone and is always trying to make you happy.
Ever have that friend who was fun to hang around with but you always sort of wondered if they where gay or not? That’s JN. His parents cursed him with only letters for a name leaving him to a life of explanations. Because of this he became somewhat of an introvert and reclusive. This went away after his teenage years when he made friends and decided to try and be creative. It is still evident in him if you look hard enough.
K-Bot is a Ninja. She will kick your ass, and she will enjoy it. K-Bot’s weapon of choice is her bow staff, but she would gladly kill you with less. It is uncertain if she is really a robot or not but with her incredible accuracy it is speculated that she just might be.
Kepa is the y2cl ethnic card. He is here because of affirmative action. He is half Hawaiian and half robot, which if you know anything of the history of Hawaii it is populated with Robots from Japan that where placed there during World War II to throw off the US and make attacking Pearl Harbor easier. The Robots eventually turned out to be a bad idea because they discovered pineapples and weed, and then subsequently smoking weed through a pineapple. Kepa is the guy who is always down for anything, and he does mean ANYTHING. He also has an affliction for midgets named Gurdy.
Though never seen cutting a line, it is assumed he is ALWAYS flying high on the white powder. He never has fully divulged how he lost his left arm, but it is speculated he tried to undermine a Colombian drug lord before he knew how life worked. It is rumored that said Colombian was recently used to make a canvas that Larry used to paint a picture of his mother on. The moral of his arm lose story? Never steal a 6 foot bunnies arm unless you are certain you can keep it. Larry claims he has his arm somewhere in his house, but no one has seen it.
No one really knows who Mr Pink-Poo works for but what is for certain is that you can not trust pink poo. He is 3 feet tall, bright pink and very good with a sword. He is rumored to be a close personal friend of Larry but has also been spotted having tea with Syn.
That guy that can’t put down a cigarette even if you are in the cancer ward of a hospital, yeah that’s Nick. He would also fight you to the death to keep his hat on. He spent 4 years in the Air Force serving the USA and learned nothing expect that he missed female contact. Air Force boys, while smooth to the touch and fragile, just would not cut it. He is back from the a tour in Kuwait and sometimes has a flashback to his life in the bunker with the other sissies not good enough to be cannon fodder.
NJ is probably the most hated person in the y2cl universe. She means no harm to anyone and is only a representation of what a certain hate group is in reality…scared little girls. She shares no views with them only the unfortunate name association and the original fashion trend of the swastika, to which she has dropped for a nice sun dress.
SMT is the other part of the ninja clan leaders. They call themselves a clan but they are the only ones left alive due to Larry and his Spring-Bots. SMT is a lover and not a fighter, though she tends to channel her ass kicker if you cross her. She loves her dual swords but could take your head off with a twig. She would also like shopping if there was a mall in her forest.
He is the man of the jungle. He wears a loin cloth and is hung like a moose. K-Bot has a huge crush on him but he would never know since his instincts are only survival. He is built like a rock, both physically and mentally but can some how hold a 6 hour conversation about Asian pottery.
He is a Tiki Guy and his name is really long, Iokepa Ka Nui Lana Mai Kahiki Akua. Say the whole thing and you might get a wish or three, no one knows because no one can say his full name. He has more magical powers then anyone in the universe and he uses them to screw with Larry. He does this because for several years Larry had him locked into a cage that he himself created. Since his release he is absent from everyone's life and Larry often wonders where he is. He tells them he is just watching and waiting for ‘something’ when in reality he is at a nursing home playing shuffle board.
Tim takes a love of video games to a new level. But his love is for that of the MMO genre. He is generally scene behind his computer playing whatever MMO has his fancy for the day. He usually wears a wife beater and pink polka-dotted boxers with dirty white socks. Tim has been known to get up from the computer on occasion, but it is rare.