He’s fat. REALLY fat. His weight is something that defies the laws of gravity. How any floor holds him is a mystery of the universe. The only scale that can withstand his weight is the side of the freeway truck scales used for semi’s, and even they stress and strain. He also has a fascination with really bad horror movies, ones from TROMA in particular. That and he likes midget porn….alot.
The best and quickest way describe Calvin would be to call him an alcoholic. That would not grasp the scope of this dynamic character and what he is all about, though in the strip he is ALWAYS drinking. He is also the guy that goes to a bar with you and ends up getting five numbers from girls AND guys. And oral in the bathroom. He also makes you question your sexuality and consider purchasing a case of KY, Heineken and a pack of smokes and try to seduce him yourself.