Alberto is one of my favorite people.
I met him when he was 14 and I was still in high school. We bonded over our mutual love of video games.
Then one time I sent him an Atari Jaguar on good faith and he would “pay me later” for it.
Well guess what? It’s been a DECADE and the little bitch still hasn’t paid me for it.
If he wasn’t so ruggedly hansom in real life I might track him down and beat my money our of him. Though, something tells me he might like it.