Kettle is the Inanimate race card. He tries his best to be the greatest Kettle he knows how, but is stuck with a friend like Pot.
Bernard is Larry's right hand Spring Bot.
Phone is a cell phone. He talks. He thinks it's funny you talk into his privates. He says it tickles.
That guy that can’t put down a cigarette even if you are in the cancer ward of a hospital, yeah that’s Nick. He would also fight you to the death to keep his hat on. He spent 4 years in the Air Force serving the USA and learned nothing expect that he missed female contact. Air Force boys, while smooth to the touch and fragile, just would not cut it. He is back from the a tour in Kuwait and sometimes has a flashback to his life in the bunker with the other sissies not good enough to be cannon fodder.
He is the son of god, the man who died for all of our sins, we all know this. What we did not know is that he was a triplet. Jesus represents your standard view of Jesus because well, that’s what he is. He loves everyone and is always trying to make you happy.
Cindy was once in love but had the misfortune of her father being a demon and her mother being a whore. When her father learned of her love he pulled him down to the underworld to work for him. The pain and lose of her one and only love on her wedding day forced her unwillingly to erupt into her skeletal demonic form. She was cast down by the people of her day and evaporated from her demonic form and spent 400 years in the ether of the earth. One day 400 years later Dylan unknowing bought a skull from a junk shop so he could recite Hamlet ‘the real way’ resurrecting her essence from the ether and bringing her back to her full skeletal demonic form. The first thing she did when resurrected? Slept with Calvin. She is still looking for her love she lost.
Carved from wood and forged in the fires of a volcano comes SKIT. He is named after a cat and has no idea that he has no genitalia. He wants to become a rock star but he has no talent at all so he settles for showing up and breaking the 4th wall from time to time.
Ever have that friend who was fun to hang around with but you always sort of wondered if they where gay or not? That’s JN. His parents cursed him with only letters for a name leaving him to a life of explanations. Because of this he became somewhat of an introvert and reclusive. This went away after his teenage years when he made friends and decided to try and be creative. It is still evident in him if you look hard enough.
Have you ever been at a party/concert/quilting show and had someone walk up to you slyly and whisper in your ear Ã¢â‚¬Å“I just crapped my pants.Ã¢â‚¬Â Or better yet, show up and your house walk in without saying a word, look you in they eye and with a large smile on their face and you watch their eyes slowly look down to their own crotch and insinuate with nothing but facial ticks that they not only went and got their tongue pierced, they pierced the penis as well? If you did, I’m sure Dylan was that friend.