Character: Dylan

Have you ever been at a party/concert/quilting show and had someone walk up to you slyly and whisper in your ear “I just crapped my pants.” Or better yet, show up and your house walk in without saying a word, look you in they eye and with a large smile on their face and you watch their eyes slowly look down to their own crotch and insinuate with nothing but facial ticks that they not only went and got their tongue pierced, they pierced the penis as well? If you did, I’m sure Dylan was that friend.